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Posted 1 month ago on Thursday 20 March 2014 with 25,769 notes .

jewishsanta:

whenever you buy food you are making the conscious decision to turn your money into poop


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Posted 1 month ago on Thursday 20 March 2014 with 23,840 notes .
  • Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
  • Me: AYYYYY
  • Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
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Posted 3 months ago on Sunday 19 January 2014 with 116,452 notes .
"I’m so full…. do you want these nuggets?”

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meanplastic:

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via laugh-addict!


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Posted 3 months ago on Thursday 16 January 2014 with 65,728 notes .
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Posted 3 months ago on Saturday 11 January 2014 with 469,137 notes .
prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”
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Posted 3 months ago on Tuesday 7 January 2014 with 589,193 notes .
The best way to get a girls attention.

laugh-addict:

Not this:

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But this:

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Posted 3 months ago on Sunday 29 December 2013 with 51,679 notes .

pussy pushups kegels
^^ wow
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Posted 4 months ago on Friday 13 December 2013 with 2,633 notes .
l-o-l-allday:

esexist:

amateur 

lmao her face! She is trying to look so hardcore she’s all like “THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES..I DO WHAT I WANT!”

this so reminds me of Cartman
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Posted 4 months ago on Friday 13 December 2013 with 155,816 notes .