So I don’t know if this is everywhere in the world but where I live these people drive their van around early in the morning when it’s still dark out and they have their trunk open and someone just illegally rides on the back and they stop at the houses that order the newspaper and they throw it on your doorstep.

WelI one time I was out front of my house early morning/late night on the phone and I didn’t realize it was the paper boy who randomly parked in front of my house. He hopped off the back and came marching up my lawn and terrified, I turned around and ran full speed toward my door and just as I turned the doorknob I heard the sound of the newspaper smack the ground right behind me and I thought it was him so I threw my arms over my head and cowered only to look down and see the paper and then look up to see him heading back to his car. Lol I felt so dumb that guy probably died laughing when he drove away.


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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

image


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ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

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s-amwise:


I found this picture from camp last year


lmao her face!
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jewishsanta:

whenever you buy food you are making the conscious decision to turn your money into poop


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